A Soap For Stressed Moms

Used to have a grip on my sanity, but the hubby made off with it and left me with wild kids. If I gotta hear "Mama, he's whacking me" and "Hit the alarm!" even once more, I swear by the Grey Goose God! That reminds me - have you seen my two-olive-y martini around? And the feral kid? Last I peeped, they were both chillin' in the oven.

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