Smells too good to ignore... but seriously—don’t feed the bears.
Introducing DFTB (Don’t Feed the Bears)—a fruity-fresh blast of bold, bubbly clean that’s so deliciously scented, even wildlife might try to sneak a sniff.
This isn’t your grandma’s flowery soap. It’s banana, berries, bubblegum, and vanilla packed into a thick, organic castile formula that leaves your hands feelin’ fresh, soft, and ready to high-five a forest ranger. (Or, you know, just do dishes.)
💥 Big lather.
🍌 Bright scent.
🌿 Zero harsh junk.
🧼 100% bear-safe... probably.
Hand-poured in small batches near the Smoky Mountains, DFTB is loaded with organic coconut, sunflower, olive, and castor oils plus aloe for a hydrating finish. Unlike those thin, watery imposters, this stuff is thick, natural, and uncut—the way real soap should be.
Perfect for kitchens, bathrooms, or your off-grid cabin hideaway.
Scent Profile:
🍌 Banana • 🍇 Berries • 🍬 Bubblegum • 🍦 Vanilla
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Made with organic, plant-based ingredients
✔ Gentle, skin-loving formula with rich lather
✔ Fun, fruity scent kids AND adults love
✔ No parabens, sulfates, or harsh chemicals
✔ Hand-poured in small batches near the Smokies
👉 Obsessed with the scent? Snag the matching bar soap and Lotion to turn your bathroom into a bear trap for compliments.
