A Soap for Karens

Who let her in here?
Ahhh man, we were all just strolling through the aisles at Walmart, all properly masked up and standin' the social distance, when WHOOSH! In comes THIS crazy entitled lady. I almost jumped out of my skin, and of course my oat-based beverage goes tumblin' right outta my hands. Truly, a tragic turn of events after last time's lactose debacle at the rink. But, it's the mystery that's on everybody's mind: why in the world is she here?
No really, who let her in here?

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